ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

♥ 208223 — 19 minutes ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via deanisafinepieceofsass (source)
buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

buckyoubucky:

"A new study shows that men are threatened by confident women taking pictures of themselves, and call these women stupid, socially inept, and ugly. In other news, the world is round, the sky is blue, and the patriarchy is still shitty."

♥ 24518 — 28 minutes ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via hinsabbies (source)
wannabeanimator:

First Look: SpongeBob CGI Superhero Feature ‘Sponge Out of Water’

Sponge Out of Water begins in the traditional animation world, but midway through the film, switches to a CG world, where the main characters become an “Avengers-type team” who have to save Bikini Bottom from Antonio Banderas, who voices a pirate: SpongeBob transforms into the Invincibubble, Patrick Star is Mr. Superawesomeness, Squidward Tentacles becomes Sour Note and Mr. Krabs is Sir Pinch-A-Lot.

wannabeanimator:

First Look: SpongeBob CGI Superhero Feature ‘Sponge Out of Water’

Sponge Out of Water begins in the traditional animation world, but midway through the film, switches to a CG world, where the main characters become an “Avengers-type team” who have to save Bikini Bottom from Antonio Banderas, who voices a pirate: SpongeBob transforms into the Invincibubble, Patrick Star is Mr. Superawesomeness, Squidward Tentacles becomes Sour Note and Mr. Krabs is Sir Pinch-A-Lot.

♥ 914 — 29 minutes ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via yumizoomi (source)
iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

iwillmindfuckyou:

a-trex:

lotsofhate:

Guess what highschool I go to

wildcats

WHERE IS YOUR ENTHUSIASM

♥ 143146 — 30 minutes ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via deanisafinepieceofsass (source)
♥ 42655 — 44 minutes ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via cheesyturtle (source)
if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

♥ 13576 — 45 minutes ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via maguneedsalife (source)
Anonymous inquired:

shut up 50 shades is a great story. try reading it.

necromancer:

averagefairy:

"No fisting, you say. Anything else you object to?” he asks softly.
I swallow.
“Anal intercourse doesn’t exactly float my boat.”
“I’ll agree to the fisting, but I’d really like to claim your ass, Anastasia. But we’ll wait for that. Besides, it’s not something we can dive into,” he smirks at me. “Your ass will need training.”
“Training?” I whisper.
“Oh yes. It’ll need careful preparation.

you’re right this sounds inspiring 

I hope they have this scene in the movie. Word for word.

♥ 284 — 2 hours ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via necromancer (source)

Song: Shrek La Shrek
Artist:
Album:
Played: 226183 times

ben-bendraws:

smoxz:

starcre8tor:

Just. Listen.  [x]

i went into this expecting to not be disaponted and i was right.

HOLY HELL THAT WAS UNEXPECTEDLY GOOD

♥ 29648 — 2 hours ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via tacogrande (source)

aragogs:

xbox420:

jerry accidentally walked into someone elses interview so he backtracked and pulled out his phone and just scrolled through it in the middle of the red carpet

does art imitate life? or does life imitate art?

♥ 19707 — 2 hours ago on 24 Jul 2014 — via bumbleshark (source)

thatfunnyblog:

The American collegiate system in one gif set

♥ 707584 — 1 day ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via starsgosquawking (source)
♥ 105961 — 1 day ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via bumbleshark (source)

rabalogy:

vonmunsterr:

pb’s clearly been squattin’ crazy nasty.

♥ 65264 — 1 day ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via amatory-milksop (source)
someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

someoneatethis:

It’s not like anything matters anyway. Our lives are nothing. This world is nothing. Chili Spaghetti is nothing. Eat it… don’t eat it… the result is the same: you are insignificant.

♥ 15921 — 1 day ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via mericla (source)

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

♥ 7159 — 1 day ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via amatory-milksop (source)
the-booty-of-gardios:

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the-booty-of-gardios:

♥ 248 — 1 day ago on 22 Jul 2014 — via breadling (source)